Are you fed up with the thirty seconds it takes to slap some PB&J on two slices of your favorite bread? Has preparing your child's lunch become an exhausting feat? Well, hold on to your ass because I have some good news for you.
It only takes half a second to pop the top on one of these cans of "pocket sandwiches" from Mark One Foods Corp. Finally.
The shelf-stable sammies will be sold in 3 ounce pop-top cans with candy surprises inside.
SURPRISES, dammit!
(That's awesome.)
Stock up on peanut butter
and various jams
(strawberry
and grape
), BBQ Chicken
, Pizza Pockets
, and rumored french toast varieties of Candwiches because, let's face it...you'll just be so cross with yourself if you could have prevented a lunchtime faux pas.

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