2/1/11

At Long Last! The Candwich.

Are you fed up with the thirty seconds it takes to slap some PB&J on two slices of your favorite bread? Has preparing your child's lunch become an exhausting feat? Well, hold on to your ass because I have some good news for you.

It only takes half a second to pop the top on one of these cans of "pocket sandwiches" from Mark One Foods Corp. Finally.

The shelf-stable sammies will be sold in 3 ounce pop-top cans with candy surprises inside. 

SURPRISES, dammit! 

(That's awesome.)
 Stock up on peanut butter and various jams (strawberry and grape), BBQ Chicken, Pizza Pockets, and rumored french toast varieties of Candwiches because, let's face it...you'll just be so cross with yourself if you could have prevented a lunchtime faux pas.

No comments:

Post a Comment