I'm the Dude Playing the Dude Disguised as Another Dude

How many times have you thought to yourself, "Man, I really wish Elvis had lived long enough to market an energy drink!"? Ponder no more, sister. Elvis' All Shook Up is here to help give you the gyration you've been longing for.

For the Betty Boop fan there's Boop-Oop-A-Doop Juice. I'm torn by this because, ever since Drawn Together debuted, I can't not associate Betty Boop with Toot Braunstein. (But I guess that's the point.) Having said that, the correlation leaves me with no desire to put this can of juice anywhere near my mouth. But you g'head.

Spaz Juice, for an energetic freak out that will bother everyone, is something I could get into. Pink can? Good. Catchy description? Good. Cute bunny? Meh.

The MegaMan E-Tank can confuses me. Is it sleek and sophisticated 8-bit? Hmm. Regardless, this energy drink is like +15 HP! (OR that little energy capsule. Whatever, geek. I'm not getting into it.)

I was going to try to stir shiz up with the Star Trek/Star Wars fans, but something inside me told me it was better if I didn't (Can you say nerd riot?!) So, despite my urge to announce this as a Star Wars drink, I won't. The Romulan Ale (which, sources tell me, is manufactured by the Vulcans' counterpart, the Romulans) is pretty much like a can of Spock's man juice to followers of all 65 series...I would think.

And finally, we reach Booty Sweat, the (apparently not!) fictional drink made popular by Alpa Chino in Tropic Thunder (p.s. I ♥ this movie). I don't even care that it's called Booty Sweat. I want me somma that. And a Bust-A-Nut bar, too. (please)

Drink it all in, friends. And may the force be with you. (And also with you.)