What is this, 1999
? Do people even own black lights
??
Still, the L.A. Girl Disco Brites
Black Light Nail Polish is a pretty neat find.
According to trade literature, this funky range of nail paint is free of formaldehyde (well, that's good..?) and isn't tested on animals (score again!).
Anyway, the impressive line of (super cheap!) polish includes them thar colors... →
The stupid fingernail makeup gets diamonds...yet my ring finger remains cold and un-diamondified. *sigh*
Note: There was an incident around Halloween last year when my Millsy and I found a cheap, novelty glow-in-the dark polish. We put it on, let the drinks flow and -- DUH. Freaked the motha-eff out when (hours later) our nails were glowing. So, the key thing to take away from this is, REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE THIS ON. It will save you from the shock, embarrassment and constant berating that your friends will rightfully be allowed to dish out.
According to trade literature, this funky range of nail paint is free of formaldehyde (well, that's good..?) and isn't tested on animals (score again!).The best part is that these polishes are said to contain diamond powder...like many other "long wear" paints out there. That's all well and good, but has anyone ever actually thought about what this diamond powder thing entails?
I picture a giant diamond monster chasing and cutting up baby diamonds for nail polish harvest. Wait, maybe I saw that on How It's Made
...
The stupid fingernail makeup gets diamonds...yet my ring finger remains cold and un-diamondified. *sigh*
Note: There was an incident around Halloween last year when my Millsy and I found a cheap, novelty glow-in-the dark polish. We put it on, let the drinks flow and -- DUH. Freaked the motha-eff out when (hours later) our nails were glowing. So, the key thing to take away from this is, REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE THIS ON. It will save you from the shock, embarrassment and constant berating that your friends will rightfully be allowed to dish out.

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