Put a Little Perk in Your Jerk(y)

YeAAAAh, that's right: Perky Jerky. Caffeinated peppered beef strips flavored with guarana. Now you can have your meat and beat it, too. (Like scram in a hurry, you perv.)

It's actually some pretty tasty stuff. I haven't eaten beef in any form other than jerked in more than 20 years, so I consider myself to be a connoisseur of sorts on this topic.

This jerky is all-natural and free from MSG and preservatives. But despite the fact that its missing the food world's greatest taste-enhancer (mmm...mono sodium glutamate...*gurgle*), this shizzy's pretty damn good.

The creator, the Performance Enhancing Meat Snack Company ("two jerks in a ski lodge" thinking up ways to get meat snacks to give consumers physical jollies, apparently) claims that the 2 ounce bag of jerky contains as much caffeine as two regular-size energy drinks.

Now, that's a lotta dimp.

If you like jerky, caffeine and using immature meat euphemisms (like meee!), then this is snack for you.