Not Soap, Radio

Perhaps this brand name is too clever for me to understand...

Regardless, the eye-catching line of Bath & Shower Gels is formulated to address and offer guidance to modern frustrations.

My personal favorite, Awash in a Field of Four-Leaf Clover (when you need good things to happen yesterday) is a richly emerald-colored soap that boasts "intensive positive luck" infused with actual four-leaf clover extract imported from Ireland...

...hmm.

But anyway, the aromatherapy-esque shower gel range consists of Liquid Freud (when you need to turn up the volume on your inner voice of reason), Bubbles, Not Carbs (where there is willpower, there is less to weigh), The Stuff that Cupid Dips His Arrows In (because sometimes fate needs an assist), The Phoenix (when you need to rise from the ashes - yet again), Bathing with Sharks (for that competitive edge in work and/or play), and To Sleep Full of Sweet Dreams (without waking up in a mad panic at 3 am).

Not Soap, Radio also offers several other product ranges including I'm Not Here I'm Really... (with a wide assortment of "I'd rather be doing blank" varieties) and Say It With Suds, a fresh alternative to greeting cards.

I realize I haven't sullied the good name of this brand by incorporating my usual snarky comments, but this stuff is cool. So, eff off.

And buy some. (Not necessarily in that order.)