Slurm: It's Highly Addictive!

After guaranteeing that Seth MacFarlane wouldn't sell out with a Pawtucket Patriot Energy Drink, I decided that I probably better do a little research. While I didn't find said drink, I DID find something so completely awesome that Chuck Norris himself would tear up in appreciation.

SLURM.

Oh yes, Slurm. Matt Groening, you have redeemed yourself. I'm tickled so deeply by this that I honestly might need a nap.

Deep in the cockles of the Centralized Industrial Fabrication Unit on planet Wormulon, official spokesworm Slurms McKenzie (who is required by contract to party hard all night, every night) and the Grunka-Lunkas "manufacture" the Slurm.

Turns out, the drink is actually a secretion from a giant worm, the Slurm Queen. Though it seems unlikely (seems?) that the product would be sourced from a worm's hiney, we can't just dismiss the possibility. After all, this is 2010. My guess it that the drink probably tastes like a highly concentrated Mountain Dew or Surge (anyone remember that stuff?!), but I base that solely on its suggested color.

If I had one of these cans in my possession right now, I would make out with it.