Look Out, Bumper...I'm-a Zebrify You!

My friend DJ 5-12 surprised me one day with what I can only describe as one of the coolest things I've seen in a while: patterns and colors of Duck Brand Duct Tape. Really?! Oh, minor repairs...you betta check yo'self cuz you have no idea what's about to go down.

Take one of these neat tapes & add it to just about anything. Repair things in your house, decorate your bumper, confuse people at your workplace, keep that crazy b*tch from talking back, etc...(whatever tickles your pickle) and - VIOLA! - instant awesomeness.

Of the twentysomething different varieties (pictured over yonder ←), I think these are the neatest:

*Cosmic Tie-Dye *Hardwood Camouflage *Spotted Leopard *Electric Blue *Tranquil Teal *Funky Flamingo

Now get on outta here and tape someone up! (Thing. Tape something up.) ;D