Suck It!

Remember those crappy, flat lollies with the weird "safety" stick that tasted like Gramma's purse? They're a thing of the past, son.

Enter Caffeinated Suckas. Each pop is supposedly loaded with 70 milligrams of caffeine...comparable to an energy drink. The beautiful part is that you don't have to wait those three long minutes for your jolt to kick in: the caffeine from the sucker is absorbed directly into your bloodstream thru your cheeks. (MmmmHmmm.)

They come in flavors like Wicked Watermelon,
 Bustin' Berry Blast, Wired Wild Cherry and Slammin' StrawBanana that simultaneously tickle your taste buds and send jitters through your eye sockets.

What more can a gal ask for?

Unless, of course, you prefer your caffeinated lollies to taste more like coffee...

Tada!
Java Pops! Not only do these delicious candies send a rush of artificial energy through your body, but you can stir your coffee with its fabulous swizzle stick. Double score!

French Vanilla, Chocolate Almond, Irish Creme, Cappuccino and Chocolate Raspberry varieties comprise the line.

Go on and get'choo some.